29 April 2010


NOOR SYAZREEN SYAZWANEE !!
Owg tue !!!
Hahahha
Niway HEPI BESHDAY lol !!
Wuuuu
Mule2,aka knal wanee,abg yg cite
Dy kate kalo cyg an dy,aka kne tackle aty wanee
Hallmak !!bese owg kne tackle aty mak je
Nyh kne tackle aty adq dlu
Mang btol bua aty intan payong gunung mletop n swaktu nan nye
Mle2 aka tgk wane nyh cam sombonk
n cam xbyk ckp 
skaly !! hah amik nko
tmbh lak gaye abg ckp cam wanee nyh cgt ".scary."

hahahha
Dush !!
Abg tpu
Wane uke lorh !!
Besh de adq ipau cam wanee
Weee,ley uat geng pe
N n n skunk abg jelesh ite ley jd geng kuat buli dy
Hahahaha
Pe2 poun aka cyg wanee
Hope wanee ley time aka
N agy satu, b strong evn sush ne poun prob uh
U can do it babe !!
p/s :: aka n abg cyg wanee cgt2 :: luv u :: chill !! ::

hacks_syaffuan syafiq

20 April 2010

FINAL EXAM !!

LOL !!
sumpa ckit poun wa xrse cam final
haisyh
pe nak jd nyh
sok paper mgt
p still agy ley bjimba bske ria
bpak r
camne nk DL nyh
tulun !! tulun !!

nyh poun bwu paz bjimba
upzz!!!
b4 sambg cite
upenye da lme ga tak update
knon nk stdy p oe yg jdi
len yg jadi
hahahahhaha

niway thanx to cik dut dut
adik agkt kpd adk ipa aku cik pocet,
coz da jd follower ak
so, skunk da de spuoh owg

smbg cite lek
nsib nko la dyla kne bhan agy
p ske an3x
weeee

凸(¬‿¬)凸
nyh dyla bg at naqib
smart seyh
p de ke ptot ye kte kete kebal
sengal

hallamak
dyla da suoh stdy
sbnrnye dy da xthan kne bhn uh
agy2 c mugus da kumen wall post dy
hahahah

smoge berjye
weeeee

nk gtaw gak
MARINA klah lwan emoticon nan aku
haisyh aku superb r
weee

upzzz
dyla da mwa

NANA STUDY
CEDAAAA STUDYYYYY !!!
(dlm aty dyla nga bggg cam nk golek2)


uke !!! uke !!! uke !! aku op9


HACKS_syaffuan syafiq

07 April 2010

JOKES!!


1)
A : Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. It is a boy or girl?
B : It's a girl. She is my daughter.
A : Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B : I'm not. I'm her mother


2)
A : Why are all those people running?
B : They are running a race to get a cup.
A : Who will get the cup?
B : The person who wins.
A : Then why are all the others running?


3)
SON : Dad, who is an idiot?
DAD : An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in a such a strange and long way that
another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
SON : No.


4)
PATIENT : Doctor, I think I've a bitten by a vampire.
DOCTOR : Drink this glass of water.
PATIENT : Will it make me better?
DOCTOR : No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks. 

mitsubishi lancer evolution !!

Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution, colloquially known as the ' Evo '
is a high-performance sedan manufactured oleh Mitsubishi Motors
there have been ten official versions to date
and the designation of each model is most commonly a roman numeral
all use two litre, turbocharged engines and all wheel drive systems
bule dikategori an sebagai sports car and world rally car

merupe an kete idaman en. katak
pdn r dy btgkuz lumuz diet
ntok bli sbjik kete nyh
n di arap an usahe n impian nye tercapai







06 April 2010

siape k a m i ? ?

siape aku ??
aku tuan pnye blog
tukang karut carut corot
n sume yg se 'time' dgn nye
uat mse nyh aku xde latest story
evn final exam da nk dkat
mud nk study blom mle agy
skunk nyh
kat cni tmpt nyh la
watak utame atau lbey dknali
pnyumbg story ntok
mngarot adalah 2 owg
plakon yg xbtauliah kat bwh nyh ::


lala :: nana

siape lala ??
lala uh dyla la
spe dyla
dyla la lala !!


antre ktowg bertige
lala pling rjin
sume skaly r
hahahha 
xkisah r uatpe poun
skunk nyh nga hot gosip dy antre lala n mumu
hakhakhak
lu pk r sndri
xley cite bbyk
hakhakhak
tkot de yg jelesh !!

haah..amik nyh abugennnn !!!

knape :: mngape :: xsume yg taw 

siape nana??
pling gedikz antre ktowg
mngade lbey
haisyh
evn gedikz cam uh skaly poun
setie abish seyhp
aku poun xpham
upz jgn mwa !!
stie mnanti ea nana
weeee
antre ktowg dy pling gomok n dy pling kchik
hah !! pk r cmne sbnrnye

 uppzz :: len kaly aty-aty tym aku nk click

 pnash :: howt

pic nyh pnah jd kontrvsi yg plg laris dlm abd ke 21
smpi skunk owg mnyk di sblh uh msih xpat dikenal pazti
hahaha
jike ade antre kowg yg mmpu mbgkar identiti owg myk nyh
sile hubungi no ini :: 011-3456789
xkre la cmne poun pragai dyowg
aku ttap syg dyowg
hahahha
eclaz nyh
weee !!!!

HACKS_syaffuan syafiq

05 April 2010

dyla yg blushing !!!

nothing much
juz nk cite ry nyh
kaw2 dyla kne bhan
agy2 ry nyh de claz mgt an
claz gabong
hehehhe

pe agy sumenye pshai wespa bru
uppzzz !!

ayok !!
xtaw..xtaw
hehe sume nye terjadi n mkin hot paz dyla uat confrence kat fb
hahhaha
spe xtaw cite jgn mndai2 nk uat cite ea
aku bunoh kowg edop-edop !!
hahaha

nyh dy :: watak yg dperkate an dlam blog aku skunk

04 April 2010

EPY BESHDAY !!


04 / APRIL / 1991

epy besday to you
epy besday to you
epy besday to pie
epy besday to you


 smoge pnjg umo n dmurah an rezeki : blaja rjin-rjin : da tue jgn uat2 cam mde agy au :
hehehe : sis arap ite maintain cam nyh smpi ble2 ea : sis cyg adq : myk3x :: wee :


 special to you :: syafie

HACKS _syaffuan syafiq 

03 April 2010

N O R A S N I D A B T J A M A L U D D I N

xpenah !! xmungkin !! xakan !!
ntok lpe an nko
cme aku da jrg tex
aku juz tex poun nan en. katak je
bukn pe
ntah la
p yg pztinye aku xlpe an nko
jgn la pk aku da lpe an nko
aku juz ....
huh !!
aku poun xtaw nk ckp cmne

  even nko n aku jao :: aku ttap egt nko

jgn la pk aku da tggl an nko ke
aku da de kwn bru ke ape
evn aku da jmpe kwn yg len
nko ttap atz skaly
dun wori
nko yg plg lme nan aku
nko yg pling stie nan aku
aku xlpe uh sume
plish !! stop thnkg -ve
uke dear
kdg uh ble aku da xthan cgt wndu kat aku de tepon an
p nk uat cmne tym uh nko lak bz
xpe la aku pham
bukn la bmksud aku xegt nko lngsung an
dun wori uke


urm nko chat??
npe ea,post nko kat ms slaloo sdey-sdey
nko nan aqran uke??
aku de gak tnye nko kat ms
p nko xreply
thn aku poun xtaw r nk uatpe agy
myb nko xnk cite

pe-pe poun kalo nko de mslah
nko stil ley cri aku
aku de ntok nko


aku poun wndu at
ain nan eka
wuuu
aku poun agk jlesh
ble ite kuar sme-sme tym lik
kowg slalo cite tntg cite yg aku xtaw
uh yg aku jd mlaz nk kuar
sumpa !!
satu cite poun aku xtaw
yela,an aku sowg je yg xsme skola nan kowg
huh !! xmshai lak aku nk touchg
wekz !!!

myb slah aku gak coz xcontact kowg
pe-pe poun slamat bbhgie
amin

 kowg ttap de dlm aty aku :: walo ite xslalo bsme

1437_syaffuan syafiq

cepat jadi lambat !!

ary nyh aku lik KL nan en.katak
mlenye pg td r
claz abish awl
aku xtaw nk uat pe


 dyla nan nana
kuang asam nye bdak
ngon lmbt skaly aku twon nk g mndy
bwu je ciap mndy nyh
taw2 je da de pan pintu blik aku


haisyh !!
nyh smgt nk g clazz ke nk blik umah nyh
xpham xpham !!
dyowg awl cgt an
aku suoh r dyowg roger-roger
nk tggu wa ciap mang betaon la der !!
hehehe

aku smpi je claz
miz nga mmbebel pshai tez mlm td
sush gle wow wa ckp lu !!
kuar topik lak
bese r an
kalo da nmenye nk lik
mang jiwe nan rge kompm-kompm la da xde at claz an
mlayang-layang ~~


abish je claz 
nana n dyla poun bubye la kat aku
tggl la ku sowg
nyh nk jln blik nan spe nyh
haisyh
capit la
uke set
kuar t poun nan dy

lncah gle
claz abish kol spuoh
g blok i bli mknn 
thn nek blik kmaz baju
paz uh mkn
cci-cci ne yg ptot
n ciap
kol 11 da de kat bwah mutiara
weee


aturcara program dr kol 11am till 12 tggu baz kuning nk grak dri uitm
huh !! lmbab cam sipot
sipot poun agy cpat
(p kne tblik an sipot uh dlu r)

smpi busstnd sgamat tukr bju
kuikuikui
ditemani areen ntok tukar bju


paz uh jln2 kjap dlm bazar trminal uh jap
then en.katak shye da smpi

katak nyh lapo la plak
pe agy ec tank r
bek pnye ec
smpi jd
overload !!
FULL TANK !! FULL TANK !!
DANDEROUZ !!
1.30pm
ktowg nek baz
CEPAT EXPRESS
cpat ke ??
nme je kout
hahaaa


skaly nek je baz
gle bapak rmi plak dak yg aku knal
nsib la
hllamak c bdak ainul nyh plak 
mang bdak mkn tot aym
weee
juz kidg
namo mare t kne lelong
1 for 2 hengget stgh !!
lelong !! lelong !!

lanx r
dalam baz
aku tlan ubat
nkal2 jap n twoz je
aku uat mmpi sndri
hahahha


smpi kL kol 5
wow !!
mnapk
pnye r poyo nk cri busstnd klang poun 
bgegar gak r kL uh aku nan dy uat
ttbe je hp bunyi
mak da kol
"kat ne nyh??da jmpe lom busstnd klang??kalo xjmpe lik??paz uh bwu anta cgmok uh lik !!"
ttbe je otk aku nan otk gle dy mmbri an respond
twit twit  !! twit twit !!
ktowg xjmpe la
mak kte 'blik je t mlm anta"
tym uh aku nan dye
tgh mcacak an kaki kat pan busstnd klang
ayok !! tpu ea


b4 lik uh ktowg jln kjap je at kL
coz xlrat cgt da

nek LRT
nek KTM
jalan kaki g minez (katak shye pncit)
thn abh amik
da smpi uma

8.30pm
grak anta gmok blik
perghh
cmne aku nk lik nyh da r mlm
ngan xtaw jln nye
huhuhu


akhrnye smpi gak pan umah ye
wee
msau !!
mlu mlu !!
hahaha

kjap je
mak nk lik cpt !!
demok shye tnjok jln kuar
n n n da jmpe jln kuar
salh jln plak
sib bek dkat wlaupon slh jln
wee


datz all fo tody

 my only one en.katak :: luv u so fckg damn much


HACKS_syaffuan syafiq