07 April 2010


A : Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. It is a boy or girl?
B : It's a girl. She is my daughter.
A : Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.
B : I'm not. I'm her mother

A : Why are all those people running?
B : They are running a race to get a cup.
A : Who will get the cup?
B : The person who wins.
A : Then why are all the others running?

SON : Dad, who is an idiot?
DAD : An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in a such a strange and long way that
another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
SON : No.

PATIENT : Doctor, I think I've a bitten by a vampire.
DOCTOR : Drink this glass of water.
PATIENT : Will it make me better?
DOCTOR : No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks. 

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